Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I...

By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:22

Ladies, statements made by men while their penises are in you are null and void. You really should wear earplugs during sex if you can't get that truth to sink in.

dakins 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 0:55

it's her fault he's an ass?

Comments

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:34

Comment Moderated.

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:52

ok he is a bitch...! XP

captainPIRATEche 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:54

wat a douche

Pleasure_Pirate 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:45

Aha, a fellow pirate! Booty spotted!

hotlilmomma 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:55

can you say upgrade

its_tuesday 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:55

well he was honest. it does suck though.

ttyl99 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:11

57 ur last part is hot

soonersbaby21 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:12

stop being an imbecile. anytime a guy says anything involving love during sex, especially if that's the only time he says it then he doesn't mean it.

HappyPickles 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:19

So basically for him "You're the love of my life" translates to "I enjoy having sex with you".

unilpentium_2 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:21

Dang.

oldwidow69 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:36

does anyone have a hot pic

Pleasure_Pirate 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:47

I'm assuming you swing both ways 80, as you didn't clarify what gender. But here you go, me in all my beauty.

Umbreon_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:22

I concur with the man with the picture.

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:02

Your mom might.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:05

wow Jordy so cold !

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:07

Yeah, well.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:08

lol

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:10

I hope that lonely guy found some pictures. He most likely still lives with his mom anyway, so they shouldn't be too far away.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:15

don't take this the wrong way but your picture creeps me out

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:01

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:09

He likes to abuse his hair straightener.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:17

looks weird as he'll ^_^

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:20

You have an iPhone. :) They like adding apostrophes.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:22

lol true ;}

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:23

But yes yes. Weird kid. On a school bus? Hahaha..

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:25

pleasure_pirate 0_o

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:27

9 years old, The Pirate of Pleasure, talented with a hair straightener, and likes to take his picture on school buses. SOUNDS PRETTY COOL TO ME.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:30

sounds like a beast to me -_-

LeighMoreno 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:33

Are you two really that bored to have an actual conversation about someone's picture? :|

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:34

haha yes Raleigh don't judge I will stop now because I feel bad

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:35

Are you really that bored enough to read it and take the time to comment?

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:36

hey hey now let's all be friends

Jordykins 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:38

HUG ME FRIEND! Sorry. :) I am friendly!

LeighMoreno 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:38

Yep, I was. Thanks for asking, now don't you think it's time to grow up a bit and make a relevant comment instead of ones directed towards someone else's appearance? :]