Love: Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him... - FML

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:12

Well at least he didn't try and mute you.

Vekzzza 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:13

Actions speak louder than words??

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Thekidinme 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:35

Why would u ask that? He obviously doesnt yet love u and for.people sating.hes a jerk .. Would u rather have him say no and give a long explanation why? Or turn up the tv ?

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:40

Yea... he doesn't love you.

nabila21 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:09

He loves you so much there are no words for it except on TV.

Resendo 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:36

Love it...Why do people ask their significant others if they love them? If he loves you, he'll tell you...

crazyblackchick 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:50

Was he watching ****? Maybe the answer was "YES, YES, YES!" Hence the increase of volume.

Dbr333zzy 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:39

#Stress!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:46

Owned.

_funny_comment_ 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:13

meow

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:56

Time to find a new boyfriend.

catharsis5 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:45

Is this one of those "preemptive love confession" things? If you were going out for 2 weeks, YDI, if 2 years then FML.

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