Love: Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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hobosapien081 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:52

in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

alpaquette91 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:53

Awww he loves you too!

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lollipop77_fml 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:39

That's men for ya!! Just take it as that was his way of saying "thanks babe" :)

cliftongirl1022 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:45

True love :)

Carriiee_fml 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:53

Hes A Keeper ;)

stevenmx86 7

Friday 7 October 2011 0:04

That was very sweet of you but really, he was asleep, he couldn't control whether or not he farted.

remfire 0

Friday 7 October 2011 0:46

Welcome to the real world

lionlvr 9

Friday 7 October 2011 0:57

Sounds like my bro..

SilentTreatment 7

Friday 7 October 2011 1:17

Fire in the hole!

lawprior 0

Friday 7 October 2011 1:40

That's what you get for taking romance advice from Twilight. If people are asleep leave then the **** alone

alexFYL 11

Friday 7 October 2011 1:48

My boyfriend always looks real peaceful and sweet when he's about to fart, too.

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 7 October 2011 1:55

He's a keeper ;)

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