By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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kuytsgoldenlocks 1

That's attractive.

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ellakacyme22 6

Ha this reminds me of the time my husband going down on me I guess I was so excited that a little but loud fart came out but he sill carried on regartless

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emilyanne7608 4

The EXACT same thing happened to my fiancé and I no lie

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SirWTF 10

Can't really blame the guy for farting in his sleep.

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doogy15 11

Made sure there was no confusion lol

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TheAngryKitten 0

Well, atleast it was a Handsome and Gentle fart.

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Cannibalkity 0

My fiancé does this all the time. He also has tried everything in the world to try and fart in my face, but still fails at it(:

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hatersgunnahat 0

YDI for creeping on him while he was sleeping.... And whats wrong with farting?

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legresley85 1

There is a mans way of doing things and a woman's way. This story just illustrates that.

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practicesafesax 0

Everyone poops pees and farts. It's how we're made. :) so get over it, darling.

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