Love: Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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hobosapien081 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:52

in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

alpaquette91 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:53

Awww he loves you too!

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yenidewi 11

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:37

handsome but stinky ... spray the perfume on his ass ... lol

Superbad_Al 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:11

Sounds like something I'd do.

vhivfe 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:48

So? He was probably in a deep sleep and didn't hear u or feel anything

StalinsHeir 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:24

Rrrroooooffffflllll

sharktat2 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:05

Lmao!!!...men can be so nasty at times!!!

LimaCharlie 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:04

... and people say romance is dead.

Nutcup 16

Friday 23 December 2011 2:42

What, you expected him to wake up, kiss you, and propose? Life isn't a crappy romance novel, dear. You just have terrible timing.

hellojazzii 0

Friday 23 December 2011 11:07

ahahahahaha!

Allyrocks113000 0

Monday 2 January 2012 1:48

He WAS asleep, what did you expect him to do? Boys get uncomfortable under pressure

Steel_BZ 8

Friday 3 February 2012 10:43

That's hilarious!

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Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

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