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By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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iarefatal 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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toalysium 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:28

I think the biggest lesson learned here is to lock your phone, since some people have issues with privacy. Perhaps OPs boyfriend just renamed random friends as "babes" in order to troll his overly snoopy girlfriend.

janosomething 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:27

So? Did you read the msgs? I have "babes" messaging me, but that doesn't mean I am unfaithful! They are friends and colleagues.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:50

That's weird. And borderline sexual harassment as far as colleagues go. Why do you call people "babe" who aren't your significant other?

angelitared 27

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:27

Shit happens.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:43

the human species never ceases to amaze me

nikolkaw 9

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:15

Ex 1

nikolkaw 9

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:18

Start your own contacts .

candacekmp 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:42

Time for you to find a new babe

graphicstyle7 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:43

Give him one chance, ask him what is with the "Babes". If you don't get a good answer (like, it's a joke, then lets you CALL THE NUMBER of the "Babes" and they turn out to be sis, Mom, whatever)... THEN DUMP HIM.