Miscellaneous: Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 22 October 2012 9:02

I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?

anzie_fml 9

Monday 22 October 2012 9:02

You didn't see that one coming.

Comments

catsop88 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 7:38

I've only got one eye and use a cane, and I thought this was hilarious!

Evath 7

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:48

YDI, you prick.

Kennuckle_fml 6

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:02

Hah, imagine picking your nose infront of someone who you think is blind but is only on one eye.

bigfootballer 5

Monday 29 October 2012 12:59

Whoops ;)

DohIMissed 6

Saturday 10 November 2012 23:50

If the OP deserved it you should clap your hands. *claps hands* If the OP deserved it you should clap your hands. *claps hands* If the OP deserved it and you really want to say he's shit If the OP deserved it you should clap your hands. *claps hands*