If you lose thirty pounds, you'll grow an inch. It's a lose-win situation.

put it in her ass, I bet it's "little" enough as she says to shut her f in trap. tell her after she's done crying her ass smells

Maybe you should be honest about your wife looks and then write a FML about how she won't stop crying for weeks.

She deserves it for marrying someone with a tiny penis, yuck!

micro-penis induced alcoholism

after all polite failed attempts to get your fatass drunk husband to stop drinking and lose weight, belittle his penis.

YDI, I hate beer bellys. and haha u have a baby penis. fail!!!

A little off-topic, but in the countries where "willy" means "penis," when the movie "Free Willy" came out, did the male prostitutes panic?

Even though size is genetic and beyond your control, you could lose weight to get rid of the fat your dick is hiding in. Trim the pubes as well. Get online and read about improving your technique in bed, so your wife will be too busy having orgasms to complain about your 'tiny willy.'

Who cares if it is tiny you can still have sex with it right?!