By foutu - 21/02/2010 11:52 - France

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Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML
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GirlaftaGirl 0

Its not his fault he wasnt "blessed" but of course he should have never put this on the web eitha...teee hee

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jason2468 0

get off ur fat ass and enlarge and maybe I'll regret saying u deserved it a little bit OP!

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vansbabe66 0

pow! right in the kisser!!!

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arman1717 0

dang your fancy British talk I can't understand y'all jk

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Starfire22 5

Ouch! Time to ditch the beer and excersise!

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perdix 29

You'd better lose weight which will make your tiny willy look less tiny, or your wife might trade-up for a man with an average-sized ****.

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Ajjas013 6

A man with an average sized rooster... I better suit up :)

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karinerz 0

You can always loose weight and if she ever gets fat, tell her that her **** are getting smaller, but she might already have small ****, so there you go. (:

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yourproblemnow 0

just lose the extra weighttt :) no big deal

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gurlucrazy 0

your willy is mighty small have a spot of tea to shrink that belly of yours old chap! ha ha, british :)

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Anthrophobia 2

Sooooo OP, are you going to continue to complain on FML or are you going to get out there and exercise?

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