Intimacy: Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody...

By foutu - 21/02/2010 11:52 - France

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 07:59

Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML

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You deserved it 1 511

Power moves

By Travis - 10/09/2021 22:59

Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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You deserved it 5 160

By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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You deserved it 7 783

TMI

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 111

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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You deserved it 11 651

Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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You deserved it 60 146

By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 050

You deserved it 3 387

By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 445

You deserved it 3 817

By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 806

You deserved it 5 225

m15m 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

you call that bitch your wife???

koolitaliano 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

tell her she has small ****, ;)

Comments

Freaking_Joel 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:29

I call shenenagins, nobody talks like that

U2dabest 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:03

They are British, and you are an american pig that deserves to die in a hole getting ****** by a man.

purplemnm 9

Monday 22 February 2010 8:00

win for usage of SHENANAGINS!

iloveyouu9876 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:36

LOLLL @9

thatonegirl2012 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:18

lmao that sucks

greatsarcazm 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:11

They are not "accusations" if they are true and you agree.. Stop juicing.

mtc4ever 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:31

what a bitch. if you said anything like that about her and her boobs or ANYTHING negative to do with her body she would have went crazy on your ass. srsly... bitch