Love: Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong... - FML

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

MikuandKaito 24

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

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Dexter83aus 7

Sunday 4 June 2017 10:02

Don't worry OP it will all blow over soon

bartsj1988 7

Sunday 4 June 2017 10:08

Relationship goals

bartsj1988 7

Sunday 4 June 2017 10:08

Relationship goals

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 4 June 2017 10:47

This is obviously fake. Women don't fart.

pelletman67 16

Sunday 4 June 2017 12:39

Now your ready... time for rim jobs

wickedgetz 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 14:18

and just like that she's blown you away

GoogieWithers 22

Sunday 4 June 2017 19:12

That is hysterical. She is a keeper.

Oludewa Arenyeka 4

Sunday 4 June 2017 21:21

Oh game on lol, I'll literally shit in her! ?

draghkar 18

Sunday 4 June 2017 21:52

Trust me, this is a good thing (maybe not at the time). I know of a couple married 25 years and they've never farted in front of each other. Imagine the stress. You got one of the fun ones... roll with the punches.

fantastamazing 10

Monday 5 June 2017 4:54

That's awesome ?

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Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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