Health: Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and...

By Vince - 22/02/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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You deserved it 4 445

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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First date going well

By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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You deserved it 2 267

By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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You deserved it 16 887

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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You deserved it 2 064

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By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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You deserved it 121

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:14

Wait - blind date at.......Hooters!? You ALMOST deserve it for that alone.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:10

haha. thats horrible i hope that definately effected her tip in the form of none.

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Livi1 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:41

sorry, but it also sounds like ef her life :(

renyark209 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:06

You didnt exactly deserve that but why a blind date at Hooters??

cmac86 23

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:26

Who goes on a blind date at hooters? If she agreed that's either a sign she's a lesbo or really kinky.

falloutgurl517 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:56

"Today, I was working my waitressing job at Hooters. I was having a lot of trouble understanding a customer. Not thinking straight, I asked if he was stoned. He had a speech impediment. FML."

daniigiirl 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:04

Geez most of you people on here are such JERKS. He has a friggin speech problem and you all are gettin on his butt about going to Hooters. Grow up you idiots. Dude I feel for you, that waitress was obviously not the brightest crayon in the box. Im so sorry.

tj8610 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:25

YDI for going on a blind date at hooters. FYL for having a speech impediment :(

jdawg777 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 19:47

I feel bad for you

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:05

I totally agree that Hooters is an awful idea for a first date. However I'm giving the OP the benefit of the doubt and voting FYL because it's possible whoever set him up arranged the place. And to say he has to "make up" for his speech impediment is like saying a chick needs to put out because she's fat-- totally ridiculous and ignorant. At least he can put together a few correct sentences, which is more than can be said for a lot of the above commenters.