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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 17 November 2013 12:32

That's disgusting and horrible for the other Disney goers. He should know how to use a toilet by now; make him clean it.

ZomBgal 12

Sunday 17 November 2013 13:06

I have to wonder if he was being mean about it. Were the stalls all full and Junior couldn't hold it any longer. Or was he just being a lil' shit?

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radiocaf 29

Sunday 17 November 2013 18:35

Apparently commenting with anything other than a joke gets severely thumbed down, despite this being something no human being over 5 should even consider, let alone do, so I'm not going to say anything.

alycion 38

Monday 18 November 2013 0:51

I think it's more blame the parents are getting third down. Yeah, poor parenting could cause these issues, but some people understand that even the best parents can have kids that do bad things and there is no way of knowing which is which form a few sentence glimpse into a life. We weren't even given enough I go to know if it was an accident or on purpose.

glabberfasted 16

Monday 18 November 2013 7:59

And yet you did say something.

Curlytwirly22 17

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:29

Ground him for 2 weeks

shivamb 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:33

Well, I guess you can say that, *takes of glasses* shitty probelm

SrakaSrakasta 20

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:35

FYL? But it was you who raised him! **** the life of everyone else around your uncultured, disgusting spawn

DragonDude 24

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:42

Well, that's a shitty situation.

elusiveshame 22

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:08

Parenting fail

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:13

Although I'm an adult Disney fan I may never get to go to Disney World because of my fear and dislike of flying, crowds, heat, noise, and screeching kids. Now I have something new and disgusting to add to the list, thanks OP.

creepyclowntown 10

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:17

Disney world is suppose to make you feel younger but not that literally

Xx_avis_xX 3

Sunday 17 November 2013 21:05

The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 21:53

Rub his nose in it!

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