By MeaganElizabethM - 11/10/2015 12:31 - United States - Steubenville

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28

I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?

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SecundusSecunda 27

I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.

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jmayer12 14

I'm one of those high-schoolers who does haunting in October...

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lizisanaddict 17

Same, I adore it. Some of the costumers can be real douchdicks.

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Xobubblyxo 23

I know from first hand experience that they probably deserved it.

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cailey1234567890 24

Hah When I was younger and worked in a haunted house. I scared someone bad enough they broke my ribs.

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countryb_cth 38

Sounds like a successful haunted house to me

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Geckosrock99 33

This is actually pretty common. Especially if you take/took self defense classes. I heard many stories similar to this in my classes.

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Pootato88 15

I was trying to make a joke but couldn't come up with a punchline.

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owlcitizen1 0

I work at a haunted house and getting punched in the throat by dirtbags like you is not funny. If you can't control yourself enough to walk through a haunt without assulting someone (a minor no less) you shouldn't go to a haunt in the first place. That kid deserves an apology.

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ladycoco8 20

He may not have known how he'd react. Could have been his first haunted house.

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Fright_Master93 3

I work in a haunt too and I can say this kind of thing is all too common, people need to ignore the "fight" part of fight or flight when going through a haunt. And it's not just people who are new to the experience of going through a haunt who are physical like this, I've been socked by people who recognize me from haunts I've been in in the past. If your reaction to being scared is to punch someone like you're Bruce Lee or something then maybe haunts aren't for you, it's that simple.

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