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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 15:15 - Australia

Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:27

I hope your boss performed his "firing his insolent underling's stupid ass" piece.

tencentsakiss 19

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:28

They weren't laughing at you anyway. They were laughing at the fact that your boss was standing behind you.

Comments

lizliz23 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:35

sucks just sucks

_rockaholic_ 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:40

This one makes me want to press the ydi button over and over again xD

thamavrikx7 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:55

Wow, 2600 people on here don't have a sense of humor, its funny

Beck2209 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:04

Why is that bad? Touchy boss. q:

xsad1300 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 0:14

Try do do it while you're high it would be much more fun, just try a website called highdeas you'll love it, it's so happier, over here you're all so sad. seven, eight, nine.

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:25

Now you'll never be a Slumdog Millionaire.

MetallicA7X86 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:47

Native American Indian or Asian Indian?

tooFLY 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:45

most people don't usually have a native American indian accent piece......

Clover2009 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:12

If I caught one of my employees mocking an Italian accent I wouldn't give two *****. OP's boss needs to pull his stick out of his butt.

heyred 11

Sunday 9 January 2011 12:35

Did you ask him if you did it correctly?

monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

Monday 10 January 2011 20:09

Stupid "Indian accent" comedy routine + not amused Indian Boss = Op needs to watch his ass I don't know if the OP's boss is a liberal, a republican, a democrat or part of the rent is too damn high party but I do know from the fact boss wasn't amuse means OP should watch how he conducts himself in the work place from now on as the boss might find ways to fire him