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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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lenabeana 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:13

Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:16

Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.

Comments

rockwrench 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:02

let anyone here without some kind of Internet pron sin cast the first stone. I know, shut the **** up.

CaptainBlack 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:17

So did you find the incest **** site you were looking for?

vorspiel 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:30

Rookie error on your dad's part. Always clear browser history after looking up ****! (Especially if it's weird and/or gross)

theawkwardhuman 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:13

You are from Texas

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:44

ever read/watch flowers in the attic?

mrkfrish 5

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:55

All you gotta do is turn the volume off. Then it's just regular ****. ?

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:00

Unless it's twins

Vlen_fml 20

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:04

Twins get a pass because some cultures believe they're reincarnated lovers.

kloring1 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:57

YDI, everyone knows not to look through someone else's history

X_KassidyRose_X 12

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:17

.............run

ciammmm 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:22

Do you mean Game of Bones? Bahahahaha

VvSPECTERvV 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:54

Watch your back... If you know what I mean.

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