Miscellaneous: Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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dyingstart 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:37

At least she helped you.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:49

She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...

Comments

Trollipop_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:44

Ya this is kinda cute I have to say... I think so anyways. Whenever a guy tries to act cool and just ends up looking like a fool I find it cute... or if the guy is a total douche then I am very amused by it.

SarlaccBits 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:54

Who knows, this could be that cute/annoying story some couples have of how they met. Either way chicks know when guys are only doing something to show off to them... learn to be yourself and maybe you wont make a fool out of yourself.

k3llyb3lly 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:55

this would only be an FML if she had just laughed and kept going.

Uconnrunner 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:02

after being an elite runner for 5 years, that is one thing I have learned not to do.

Alitsia88 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:14

fyl if you didnt get her number... she got you trippin, stumblin, flippin, fumblin..

Luneth101 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:26

Great way to get to know her. If you didn't get her number, fyl.

EmbryH 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:30

Awe, that's not so bad! Kind of cute ^^;

mojomojo_fml 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:39

Weird, right before I voted "no" to this one, I saw this submission: "Today, I was mocking a douchebag jogger when he tripped and hurt his ankle. Out of pity, I helped him up. Then I noticed his hilariously small erection. FML"

jmeg_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:04

haha aw yeah this is pretty cute actually.

paradise17_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:14

dude this is perfect. she at least came and helped you and not now but eventually you guys could have something to laugh about. please say you got her number