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..well that sucks .
If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.
HOLY SHIT
Shit inside the glove and throw it at your doctor like a shit bomb
You have a massive rock-hard what stuck in your ass? Tell your boyfriend to take it easy. Doc should've given you lube, not laxatives.
A rock-hard piece of crap shooting out of someone's ass at a lube-induced top speed is a very funny image you've just given me, Miss Toxi.
Yes, this is absolutey nasty. For example, loperamide (an opioid) uses this effect against diarrhea, with the advantage (compared to e.g. morphine) that it doesn't affect the central nervous system. But if you overdose, you're going to sh*t bricks afterwards. "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt", as they say.
I learned this valuable lesson as well. Luckily, I've had a supply of Colace and Senna on hand from my pain management days. :D
And here I thought the allergic reaction to that shit was bad enough. oO;
sounds... crappy??
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Makes me wonder what morphine-addicts have up their bum. Though I'm trying not to think of it.
If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.