By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

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Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML
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hardcorepunk87 18

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

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saffy66 34

Probably just as upsetting for him. I hope the mental image can be banished quickly OP.

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Lalala579121 27

You better have been careful, that dude had a loaded gun.

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bettyc4 26

Part of why I'd never choose a cop career. Can NOT handle crazy shiet.

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KatieJBabe 27

Australia.. beautiful place, just don't attend any house parties.

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aeryn97 17

I've heard some good ones. this is right up there with them. I can only imagine his post on here. ..something like "some asshats slipped me a viagra so I went to the loo to wank when the police burst through the door. fml"

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cheshireau 26

I do not envy the jobs police have to do. Damn.

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