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By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 16:30 - Reserved

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:24

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

rainbowsRlove 15

Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:21

sir put the weapon down

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demix_fml 32

Wednesday 14 October 2015 11:53

Aw op that bites .

Ludale06 3

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:43

actually it yanks

saffy66 34

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:03

Probably just as upsetting for him. I hope the mental image can be banished quickly OP.

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:15

You busted his nut.

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 14 October 2015 12:46

Load Unload..weapon checked

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 13:00

You better have been careful, that dude had a loaded gun.

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:13

Part of why I'd never choose a cop career. Can NOT handle crazy shiet.

KatieJBabe 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:26

Australia.. beautiful place, just don't attend any house parties.

aeryn97 17

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:43

I've heard some good ones. this is right up there with them. I can only imagine his post on here. ..something like "some asshats slipped me a viagra so I went to the loo to wank when the police burst through the door. fml"