By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML
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hardcorepunk87 18

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

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tasteelingus 1

Maybe the kid thought he was about to go to jail, so he wanted to get one more wank in before the only sexual activity he'd get would be when he dropped the soap in the shower?

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im_a_black_guy 10

I feel like this is something that would happen to Jim Levinstine, from American pie. Had jims dad would give the kid a talk about sex

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izntdan 14

As an American police officer i can confirm that this happens here all the time.

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Ervinator35 25

"furiously wanking" ?? Oh I'm sorry you had to see that, OP. Even more so you've seen more than one situation like this...

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