Intimacy: Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 10:13 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML

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By acorn - 08/08/2009 23:59 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

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By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

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By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Friday 17 October 2014 17:13

She should respect your decision, men don't want to have sex all the time with anyone!

CanyonRose 16

Friday 17 October 2014 17:13

Fyl but your mom is a savior in the weirdest way. Unless you are gay then your mom is still savior.

Comments

elizabeth4166 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:42

I bet you would have said otherwise if your mom wasn't with you

Drosophila82 18

Friday 27 March 2015 13:01

I'm no expert on social condict in new Zealand but that sounds very odd compares to the US. Nobody propositions sex in public around here let alone a stranger. The only response I have if I were your father, mother or yourself is a solid fist straight into her pie hole. That ought to convince her. **** me!