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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

Miss_Stunshine 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

Comments

BananerzFresh 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:48

I feel as though he does this a lot.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:43

Wear a ring then you could get off without hurting someone's feelings. And easily removed for hotties.

nitrog100 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:32

Damn...I actually sympathize with the guy just a little bit...That's not a good sign for my next 6 months...

SilencioIsTheKey 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:51

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BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:37

As embarrassing as getting rejected is, he actual made worse with his reaction. I wonder if he always does that..

mjzgirl1995 6

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:40

I mean you could have still gave the poor guy your number. Just saying.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:54

I have no sympathy for this guy. If you didn't feel like dating anyone currently, there's no shame in turning him down, not to mention his horrible delivery without even taking the time to get to know you. Sounds like he was being superficial.

Rababco 29

Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:11

Poor guy, he probably has emotional issues, or maybe it was just the "straw that broke the camel's back" sort of thing. That must have been really awkward for you OP, you don't have to give him your number but maybe you should've given him the number for a good therapist, it would probably be more helpful anyway.