By Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
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The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)

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Welshite 39

Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

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darwinism 30

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

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cryssycakesx3 22

even if you make the raddest of jokes, pointing it out will always, *always* make it an utter fail. each and every single time.

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tj4234 35

Geez guys... #18 is new here and 14, give her a break.

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jamescrazy96 17

You have made the rice feel loved!

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xLuvx2xLaffx 4

Good thing she didn't ask you to hold a big cucumber.

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joshi42 16

It would be worth, if you'd absent mindedly spank it, like your monkey...

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amydc 3

Wow, "absent-mindedly stroking it"... that's careless. Stroke with purpose.

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MikeyLean 8

So how is this an FML? This shit stupid

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