By StargazeKitsune - 07/05/2015 00:48 - United States - Williston
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Hey,ya'll! OP here! Of course I forgot to actually log in before I posted this, and THEN it gets published! But please believe me :) So follow up, these bounty hunters did end up leaving me alone without actually bringing me anywhere (trust me, they would have had some claw marks if they had!) They DID pull out handcuffs, which was pretty scary, seeing as I've never even had so much as a speeding ticket on my record. T_T They asked me multiple times if I was Natalie, and if "I was sure I wasn't" after I showed them the ID that clearly says Mackenzie...I'm pretty sure, guy? Other than the purple hair, they didn't even know what the girl looked like. The only other thing they went off was that she was with a guy wearing a black hat (Thanks, Kyle!) But, at the end of this conversation, they ended up backing away with their hands up after my best friend so eloquently stated she wasn't "afraid to cut a bitch." Their only reply was "I believe you..." I did end up calling the cops to make sure they weren't absolutely full of it. The police planned on making a patrol to the grocery store across town they mentioned their next lead was. And my friends who were working at the time weren't too happy about me getting harassed either! I found out after I posted to Facebook that one of the guys used to work for a friend and that he has gotten in trouble for pulling idiotic stunts before! Guess he shouldn't quit his day job! You guys are all hilarious, btw!! These comments are really making me laugh. My friends say I should go as myself for Halloween next year and when people ask who I am, I'll just say "Shhh, I'm Natalie..." I really was pretty shaken up at the time, but IS a hilarious story in hindsight. Thanks for reading! :)
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It's always the Natalie's
Well, somebody has a lawsuit for false imprisonment. Enjoy your payday.
Or maybe have a regular hair color and you won't get mistaken for someone else.... Also if your hair isn't a normal color you look ridiculous
If you would have read the comments, you would have seen OP has never been in trouble (not even a speeding ticket). But I guess her purple hair not only makes her look idiotic, it also makes her steal candy from orphans. Her purple hair just makes her the worst person ever!
Hello, can you hear me from all the way up there on your pedestal? What bug crawled up your ass and died? Seriously? Who died and make you the judge and jury on how people should look. I'm not sure what rock from under which you crawled, but I highly suggest crawling your crabby ass back under it. Body modification is a cultural norm in the 21st century. I'm going to go with you being a female, because a male really wouldn't give this much of a crap about a stranger's hair colour. Do you shave your armpits? Your legs? Bleach or wax a moustache and/or your eyebrows? You've seriously NEVER dyed your hair? Do you have earrings? Well, that's not what a normal human is supposed to look like (evolution left all that hair for a reason), so there you go. Big fat hypocrite. I guess your mother never told you that if you can't say anything nice to someone, don't say anything at all. I'm going to go ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking. Do shut up, you uptight twat.
Actually, for some reason it seems that over the internet it is most always a male who is most of a dick about wanting to control what a female looks like
That is when you call the real police and have those dumb assholes arrested.
I always thought that dog the bounty hunter was getting old, sounds like he's going blind in his old age!
At least you weren't disintegrated
I hope they know what they did was likely assult. They should know better and only stop someone when they are sure.
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I wonder what they do when their target has black hair
Since obviously everone with purple hair is the same person. I'm sorry OP, I hope they let you go without too much trouble