Transportation: Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's...

By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 51 879

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Matt L. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 31 October 2011 15:20

You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.

Pslcybn5 7

Monday 31 October 2011 15:14

Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

Comments

OgreBS 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:34

I agree your life sucks cuz your ass can't drive! Btw your suppost to hit that ass, not her car genius! But I totally think you derseve what's coming! Not you hahaa! ;)

dtm3 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:19

Serves you right douche.

beehardxcore 26

Wednesday 2 November 2011 17:35

You're an asshole. I hope they evict you. And I'm more pissed about this today than usual, because someone did this to my car at the effing Navy base today. Huge portion of paint scraped right off the side.

barcjean 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:13

Why in the heck would the car be there if no one was home?!?

sourn 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 11:53

i dont think you should get arrested but i wish they would permantly take away everybodies license that hits a parked car. (unless there are underlying reasons other then simply not knowing how to drive)

rootbeerfanatic 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:35

You asshole. Someone did that to me in the school parking lot and i still don't know who it was. No cameras. And it wasn't just a dent, tons of paint was scraped off. You totally deserved that.

miss_amphetamine 24

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:07

Everyone makes mistakes, but YDI only for not coming forward and telling the truth about what happened.

sophiasalsa3 8

Sunday 18 October 2015 16:37

This makes no sense, if you stayed parked next to her car and ran inside obviously they would assume it was you who hit her car since the car was right next to the giant dent! If you're going to hit and run you have to flee with your car too not just go to your room. FYL for being stupid and an asshole.