Transportation: Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's...

By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Matt L. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 31 October 2011 15:20

You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.

Pslcybn5 7

Monday 31 October 2011 15:14

Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

Comments

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 31 October 2011 23:21

It's called "responsibility". Look the word up sometime. Now even if you had insurance, they cab deny the claim because you broke the law and ran off! Nice move there.

Mourningstar 4

Monday 31 October 2011 23:46

YDI you dumb flying **** monkey!!!

my2centsworth 15

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:15

This really is an FML because it must be terrible to be so lacking in character that you would try not to take responsibility for your actions.

macboy132 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:26

Wow

asianpersuasian2 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:01

well that is going to make things awkward EVERY time you go to pay your rent. That is assuming they don't kick you out for being a jerk and running away.

dansco 24

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:03

Hope you get done for failing to report the damage and kicked out! Moron!

Mrsa7x 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:29

Ouch.

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:49

Don't you mean "TOO" good

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:39

could have at least said you were getting a pen to leave a note.... Which you really should have done. Sorry, but I've been on that end and it sucks.... Good luck finding your next place to stay.