By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then

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Enslaved 36

She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?

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juicy_extasy 25

Ouch! Maybe try to improve the communication between you and your GF to avoid this?!

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Enslaved 36

She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?

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withered 30

"Difficult". From my experience women who say that just have bad lovers who don't give a shit about their pleasure. Ofc achieving an ****** in 2min is difficult for women.

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Playing never have I ever?

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trucker2 33

49.99 electro shock therapy...instant hardcore ****** and complete refresher course on commutation

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kalbrek009 20

Commutation? Hope you meant communication. Lol

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revidffum69 22

You need to eat that pussy before you give her the D.

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homtravel 10

Men tend to assume women have orgasms during sex. Moaning doesn't necessarily means they are having an ****** but they are enjoying the process. Well the sex ends when men have their ****** right? So u have to try to get hers hers before you do.

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the_real_dvd 21

Who says sex has to end after the man orgasms?

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kalbrek009 20

Mine has never ended that way, I've just kept going. Not all men go flacid afterward.

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revidffum69 22

You also need to ask her what feels good and what doesn't. She can guide you to give her the big O. Keep working. Every girl is different.

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beeferjay 34

ahh, deweyboy deweyboy. when you learn the art of the female ******, you will officially be deweyMAN

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laden_swallow09 34

I think that says more about her than it does you, OP.

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