By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then

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Enslaved 36

She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?

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Enzymatic 14

wow... well you two clearly have a communication issue

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jude_iscariot 7

Or she doesn't know her own body. MY current girlfriend was in her 20s and thought she knew what her orgasms felt like, and thought I was giving them to her. One day, she took her masturbation a little farther than normal and learned that neither of us were quite there. She said she had a suspicion, but was never sure. Once she discovered the truth herself, we were able to make sure that I could also get her there... But if she was telling me to stop previously because it was "too much", then how would anybody know? She didn't know her own body. Perhaps this young lady has a similar suspicion. Maybe she simply isn't sure. Still a shitty way to out it, though... My gf told me in private what she had discovered.

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hank0311 10

Few ways to handle that. Just tell her you win and get off. Or tell her next time she would like to discuss a private conversation in front of God and everyone to try and embarrass you, she will find her self using a toy to get her self off. At least that is my response. That conversation should be in private and be had but not in a doush bag way in front of others.

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charlespaintin14 4

So many things wrong with what she did... =/ 1) She should communicate that stuff to you directly, instead of hiding it. 2) She shouldn't lie to you by faking an ******. That IS lying, deception is a form of lying. 3) She shouldn't disrespect you publicly by making fun of you and dissing you in one of the worst ways possible. In my opinion, it's pretty obvious that his girlfriend either does not respect him, or is INCREDIBLY stupid and self-absorbed to the point she doesn't even realize what she is saying and how it affects other people. You should have a talk with her and calmly explain your point of view, and both logically and emotionally explain why what she did was very wrong and would negatively affect your popularity, image, manhood, and friends and social life, and how it was wrong to do that. If she does ANYTHING besides immediately apologize, act very sorry, and promise to never do it again, then you should dump her on the spot. Because that is her communicating indirectly that she doesn't give a f*ck about you. And she will continue to sabotage you to make herself look cool, at every given opportunity.

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GeorgiaBea 28

She deserved it. It takes two and she should have told you. If she can't be honest and doesn't want a good sex life then get rid of her. Communication is the key to mind blowing sex

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Otherhats 20

I woulda said, "Yeah, and I have never had sex with anyone hot before."

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dakotaabriannee 14

Due to the timing of this post I'm pretty sure I know the OP here..

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monkeybooottie 4

Hmmm... How about you ask her what she likes for a change?

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