On her ******? Does anyone truly expect a ****** whack?

You shouldn't play a sport especially one like hockey and expect not to get hit.

****** whack! I have to find a way to work that phrase into a sentence.

The only people on a field hockey (it says ball, not puck) pitch with crotch protection are the goalies.

"****** whack" (nice aph denmark icon btw #22-)

Said the 29 year old American male

wrong kind of pounding

It's funny how this kind of humor is frowned upon, and down voted constantly. I made a similar joke about a year ago, and was reported and penalised. Seems like free speech (or the freedom to express your own humor) doesn't apply here, because people have taken it upon themselves to be a sort of moral police. Wonder if this is the comment that gets me banned...

that's funny

I'm assuming you're a man. Be thankful you don't have to push a baby out of you're cooch.

Well to be fair nobody HAS to push a baby out of their "cooch"

Even then some don't, there are more C-sections than you think. But getting hit in the balls is proven more painful than giving birth. Because of all the nerves in the scrotum.

Oh **** off, 37!

37, no. Ball pain does not last hours with a large object coming out. The ****** usually tears open to some degree (because we're evolutionary flawed basically), and it can tear the skin from the ****** to the anus or above the ******. I think ball pain is more comparable to bad period cramps, based on peoples reactions to both. Both can cause nausea and be debilitating while they last. Of course cramps can last all day, for days, every moth.. and getting hit in the balls potentially can be avoided.

Would just once like to hear penis hole dilated.... Now for the push

No, that's just a myth. The thing is that you can't prove what is more painful, because people are individuals and something that is very painful to you doesn't have to be for me. And since childbirth usually lasts for a while and it doesn't hurt the same amount during the whole time, how would that be measured? Especially since giving birth can be everything to not that bad to bad enough to traumatise a person for life.

Does it matter if it hurts guys more? It still hurts. It's like saying "you got hit by a car and broke both legs? Who cares? Other people die from getting hit by cars!" Just because other people have it worse, doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

Its not like saying that at all rofl. For one, I never said anything about pain. I've seen women get hit in the vag, it looks like it hurts like ****, it also can't kill a woman like it can if a man is hit hard enough in the balls.

Death by a kick to the testicles is actually just death from cardiac arrest. Women giving natural birth can faint from the pain or become unconscious and die from blood loss, but many do not nowadays since we have better techniques, though my aunt's baby actually broke her spine. Heart attacks are a result of stress. Kicks to the testicles are stressful and painful enough to cause them. But considering the fact that no man I've seen has been able to handle the "birthing pain simulators" to the highest level nor longer than a few minutes, I'd think that men are simply wired to be less tolerant of pain to the genitals.