Geek: Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone...

By analinguist - 20/02/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:11

Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:10

That's awesome.

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imzdrummer 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

in the words of red foreman "dumbass" lol

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:23

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. Yoda

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:24

Wow, you're really pathetic OP. You're ****** for LIFE, but you deserve it!

perdix 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:25

If your service provider is AT&T, you need to summon the Dark Side of the Force. Jedi Youngling mistake.

lovin_darkness 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:25

wtf?

stinkytruck 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:25

dweeb. he'll be using the force for something else cause he ain't gettin none.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:29

That's happened to me before >_> especially when you've been playing for a few hours xD

ghadir 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:30

no no no. i think u meant MLIA

FUDGELOVESME 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:33

WTF ydi

tb15 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:36

I've seen another FML just like this

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