By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
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AnonTheGreat 7

He was probably talking about the mustache in your pants.

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superstar429 7

wow what a comment you're a nasty you disgust me

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superstar429 7

wow what a comment you're a nasty you disgust me

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IntoTheClouds 42

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Counterintuitive? Perhaps . . .

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majorfacepalm 3

2 things--- 1, dont play with fire and 2, thats what you get for THREATENING someone!!!

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thiscrazything 1

Lol I can feel the burn from here

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hebron77 0

That sounds like something I would say, not to my girlfriend though.

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miZscrZee 0

Wax that sh!t b!tch!

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KiddNYC1O 20

What the f!ck d!de!

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erockinthesuburb 17

No man wants to kiss wookie-face.

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superstar429 7

wow this is a fml thats priceless i love it so much!!!!!

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