Health: Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb....

By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By eiregal2 - 15/04/2020 23:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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crabbyabby718 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:46

That takes skill

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:50

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

Comments

stupidpollock 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:03

Fail!

slapshot11 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:13

What a champ!!!

FarSide 22

Thursday 1 September 2011 4:47

What a chump.

daydreamer244 13

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:13

fail.

someone234 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:43

got a bit excited i guess...

WhySoSerious_93 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

It takes a special kind of stupid to do that...

khaya 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:10

Natural selection has never been more justified.

goodbad 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:22

What and how Ps 94 th

FatMan23 10

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:44

That's what u get for being canadian

k_saenz78 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 3:30

don't you have free health care anyways?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 1 September 2011 5:30

Seriously? For one, you're missing the point. Two, it's not necessarily free.

brianjman14 22

Thursday 1 September 2011 7:46

How the **** did you do that?

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