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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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crabbyabby718 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:46

That takes skill

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:50

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

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sintaxerror 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:11

That's what happens when you don't wear protective gear before playing with something so dangerous !

twinmum_fml 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:29

I love bubble wrap

muhilrashid 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:36

Haha

miserybuisness 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:48

That is so worth it.

laideehawk 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:12

I'm sure this has happened to others before, op. You're just the only one who will admit it!

galactictoast13 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:15

where you training for the bubble wrap olympics

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:37

lmao..how do you manage to dislocate yer thumb jus by playing with bubblewrap??? O.0 lol

jackcandle 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:48

........How?

rettemich483 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:56

Lol bad ass! How did pull that off?

itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:01

WEAK.

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