Animals and Kids: Today, while riding around the lake, a pair of kids thought it...

By AkaiKitsune - 12/08/2017 11:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while riding around the lake, a pair of kids thought it was okay to take turns yanking my horse's tail and running away so they didn't get kicked. When I told the parents not to let their kids do that, they said that I shouldn't be riding if I can't "control my beast". FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 00:01 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, some paddleboarders screamed bloody murder and called marine patrol on my family's friends, because the paddleboarders thought they were going to get hit or run over or whatever, even though they were politely asked to move out of the way multiple times. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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Disturbing the peace

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to tell a kid he couldn't skate without a helmet. He called me a Karen and pushed me into a fountain, so I called the cops. The cops arrived and questioned the kid, who said I deserved it for being a Karen. They accepted that, and told me to stop harassing kids. FML

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Freakout

By SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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Stealthninjaa 19

Saturday 12 August 2017 22:03

"Well, sir and or madame, perhaps it is you that shouldn't be parenting if can't quote control your beasts and quote. I say good day." *Stomps off into the sunset on horse*

mike3775 35

Saturday 12 August 2017 20:16

Record it, and upload it to YouTube with the title "dumbass kids kicked by horse" when it happens. Then when the idiot parents try to sue, the video is available as evidence showing the dumbass's deserved it

Comments

bubbles8365 8

Monday 14 August 2017 20:18

That's bullshit. If people treat a horse correctly and cautiously, it will not hurt you or anyone else.

GoogieWithers 22

Monday 14 August 2017 21:37

Shouldn't have kids if you cannot control them.

Talented73 54

Monday 14 August 2017 21:42

I have a beast I can control.... in my pants.... Huh-huh-huh....

Lee Elliott 4

Monday 14 August 2017 22:32

if it wasn't for the fact you and the horse might get into trouble, i hope they get the living shit kicked out of them. hate it when people do stupid, cruel shit to others and don't get what should by all means rightfully happen to them.

longnight83 8

Monday 14 August 2017 23:20

This, my friend, is where you allow natural selection to take its proper course.

Abigail Jane Lee 9

Tuesday 15 August 2017 1:47

I think the kids are the untamed beasts here...but then you can't blame the kid when it's the ignorant parents fault

RabbitTrain 2

Wednesday 16 August 2017 7:21

I would have run those little bastards down

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 17 August 2017 4:53

They shouldn't be outside if they can't control their idiot spawn.

cetlawizard 15

Sunday 20 August 2017 5:56

I’d have told them that they should have been sterilized because they obviously can’t control their “beasts” & rode off into the sunset (if it were setting). Lmao.