Transportation: Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept...

By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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loloalltheway 23

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:03

Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-

luminos_ 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:35

1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.

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aznpink7 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 18:55

DAYUM. Haha you just got told. YDI

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 14 February 2013 19:13

And if OP has had other guys staring at her in a manner she found creepy or annoying, she may well have not felt like being polite to someone else she felt was staring at her. We don't know what she said, and maybe she could have been delicate (or moved away from someone who was creeping her out if the train wasn't too crowded), but there was no call for him to be nasty.

twinkiefeets 17

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:11

Maybe he was looking behind you. You deserve it for being such a bitch.

jdime209 2

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:24

Hahaha

Kalipczo 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:39

Get off your high horse. Many people, including myself, tend to space out when we're bored or thinking.. Don't automatically assume your being checked out. Slow your roll hot stuff.

prettyhazeleyez 4

Thursday 14 February 2013 21:36

Lmaooooo well damn

darkgodxvx 4

Thursday 14 February 2013 21:59

70 - Could he have been a little nicer? Yes. Could OP been a little more courteous? Most definitely. However, OP was quite rude and presumptuous, not to mention more than a little narcissistic to assume he was staring at her. What if there was something behind her, or near her? OP should have been expecting a response at least as hostile as hers. Most people don't like being talked down to and I'm not surprised OP got what was coming to her. She started the escalation when a simple "Please stop staring" would have sufficed, as well as defused the situation.