By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
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loloalltheway 23

Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-

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luminos_ 9

1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.

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luminos_ 9

So he stared at you just to say that no one else would want to look at you? Makes sense.

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joeyl1990 28

Or, more likely, he eas zoned out and didn't realize it looked like he was staring at anyone or he was looking in her general direction and she assumed he was looking at her.

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Iwannabetreo 11

Yeah, that's what you get for overreacting.

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qwillis98 20

Ok so first off in my school I know a girl who is uglier than a hogs ass, but she thinks she the queen of the dam world. When I looked at my friend who sits next to her, she said "Why the hell are you staring at me, turn your ass around!" So yeah.

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soja_fml 18

cool story... please don't tell it again.... so yeah

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qwillis98 20

@35 I'm sorry I'm not the king of grammar, but were I've grown up grammar is not important. If you noticed I said "She is uglier than a hog's ass" I'm sure that shows that I'm from the south so my grammar isn't the greatest so please don't go grammar nazi on me. :(

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kpopgirl24 6

Do you even grammar ?? I'm sorry, I'm not being a grammar nazi or anything , but that really doesn't make sense seeing as how grammar is not a verb, it's a noun . How are you going to correct somebodies dialect ?? That's the way they talk . And I know I'm not perfect with grammar and all but seriously all these grammar nazi's need to make like a tree and leave.

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StormRaider358 2

Eh 91 he was making an Internet reference. Instead of "Do you even lift?", he replaced lift with grammar.

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kpopgirl24 6

Oh ok in that case my bad I apologize but what I said about overzealous grammar nazis making like trees and leaving still stands.

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Barriaultcory 16

Maybe you shouldn't dress so funny

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gracehi 31

I'll remember that comeback the next time someone thinks I'm staring at them, when really I'm just daydreaming and staring in their general direction. Happens to me a lot, actually. Next time someone accuses me of staring at them, I'll just make THEM feel awkward! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

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soja_fml 18

Hahaha!! Jokes on you!!

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d4m4s74 12

I'm not gay but if someone would scream at me for randomly looking in its direction I'd say the same thing

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JohnyLoca 8

Next time don't forget to write 'Don't look at me' on your forehead before you go out...

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Inediblepeaches 15

Im going to thumb up your comment only because you said "downvote"

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AllegroRubato 16

Haha, yeah you were just too quick to assume, OP. I know it can be uncomfortable to be stared at but a lot of times people are just lost in thought and happen to be looking in your direction. :D

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