Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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great_lawl 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:52

Hahahaha what a fantastic icebreaker

killuhb 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:53

#7 was what I meant ^

crossoverz7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:56

Make up yo mind

briana83 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:58

Why wouldn't you just help her instead of having to think about it? O_o

patstaff 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:07

Hahahah fyl karma!!!

baysidebird88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:22

omg i'm sorry but that's soooo funny. I hope you and the first girl weren't hurt

iambean 4

Friday 5 June 2009 18:37

You should have asked her out while your both lying on the floor.

icecreamdriveby 5

Friday 5 June 2009 18:39

Hahahahahaha people falling off treadmills is the funniest thing to watch. I have literally spent hours laughing at youtube videos. My sister fell off one and put her foot through the wall behind her :) Hahaaha ohhh good times, good times

bdaniels362 3

Friday 5 June 2009 18:42

ROFL

5455jd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:47

That's funny...you should of asked her out..:)

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