Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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staceybby 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

Ohh it's so fun seeing people do that.

godstilllovesyou 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:33

YDI for not getting off immediately to help her you dumbass.

angerislife 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:38

It's like that one cimcast commercial "woohoowoohoohoo"

ukgirl96 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:40

Sucks

Corn_Is_Tasty 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:43

Seriously that's a great way to meet girls, it's just unfortunate that due to Darwinism you should both be dead.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:59

What the ****? This was a COMPLETE ACCIDENT, darwinism shouldn't apply to this situation. Dumbass...

BaldOuting 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:43

you should have helped her.

dizzyyy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:43

LMAO!!!!

whyXD 13

Friday 5 June 2009 16:46

priceless.XD

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:49

Hilarious but sorry bet u got a good bump, see wat happens when u don't do the right thing lol

zlollerskatestim 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:57

So of course, you leaned over and said, "Hey, it looks like I'm falling for you."

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