Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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tehefyl 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:06

"And that's how mommy and daddy met, Johnny." =)

xbox_playa 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:44

rofl,youre hilarious, #261

Starsmydog 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:47

You watched pinks music video..

protooler31 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:28

well now you have a common experience, if she's cute, ask her out!

rollursk8r 0

Friday 24 July 2009 6:43

lol this fml creates such a funny mental image!!!

Rewban 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 0:11

Hahahaha, you deserve it, next time try to be naturally considerate.

kcbargeles 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:05

Way to go, LOL :o)

zezjo 3

Monday 26 October 2009 5:15

YDI for not helping her in the first place

Compass 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:56

Somewhere out there, there's an MLIA: Today, I fell on a treadmill at the gym and was sent flying back. Seconds later, a person near me did the same thing. I feel they did it on purpose to make me feel better or to detract attention from me MLIA.

imdeborah 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:35

hahahahaha! confusion! once again, some of you guys act as if your perfect...

calendarguy 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:01

do i smell a relationship blooming?

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