Miscellaneous: Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture...

By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By What’sGoingOn - 26/03/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML

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By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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tacojauns 45

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:53

That is literally THE BEST response he could have given

sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:53

Well YDI

Comments

JoeGrant 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:01

Honestly, you should be happy that he didn't freak out at you and cause a huge problem. I think it'd be worse if he had made a big ordeal about it. You're lucky here, OP.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:04

Ahaha, at least he's got a sense of humor, not every dad would appreciate the idea of a guy sexting with their daughter, even if it is the boyfriend

spazz666 18

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:43

His purpose was to make OP so self conscious that he never takes his pants off again. "Uhh, so my dad told me you have a small dick..."

Thundering_Jibbs 13

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:05

Dude, it could have been a lot worse

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:11

Dad got game!

darwinism 30

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:13

You would have preffered a picture of a gun? A link to a funeral home? A return phone call? Just count your lucky stars he is a careing father looking after the best interest of his little girl!

caggybandicoot 34

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:13

Hahahaha, you have to laugh at it, mate. That's really funny. He got you good.

kurodansei 16

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:18

Really, I sent a picture of my penis to my Dad's girlfriend and all I got back was a picture of a belt with a key on it. My girlfriend was wearing the same one the next day. Pretty stylish, but kinda in the way.