By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 821
You deserved it 71 867

Same thing different taste

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That is literally THE BEST response he could have given

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Anything following "while sexting" is YDI.

TheDrifter 23

It's a different standard for sons, their potential mate's father, not their own, is in charge of determining whether they're worthy. I for one, delight in frightening my daughters' boyfriends. If they're not man enough to respectfully stand up to her father, they're certainly not man enough to be worthy of her.

Could have been worse. What a troll dad.

Ouch! Hope his daughter isn't as harsh!

Hahahaha this is not a FML, this is a father ******* with the person having sex with his daughter.

finch01 18
davek 36

Apply cold water to burned area.

the_dumb_duck 7

At least he didn't send a link for a funeral home

TheDrifter 23

So you're saying their mother should weed out the losers, in the name of gender equality? Sure, but I'm nicer to them. I'm not trying to make them wet themselves in terror, just show some real character past the nervous bravado and goofy haircut. If you meant let my daughters make those mistakes without paternal input, you totally missed the point of having a memory. We can prevent our kids from making the mistakes we did, to an extent.