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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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By Oihana - 01/08/2015 03:30 - United States - Greensboro

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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Wednesday 12 November 2014 10:28

I'd heard of pretending to be pregnant to get a seat on the bus but this is new to me

illusong 16

Wednesday 12 November 2014 10:34

Sounds like kidnapping to another level

Comments

Ilikepie82479 20

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:59

Haha that's actually a good idea, minus the part about "borrowing" a baby

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:01

Yeah, sure, lemme just loan my own flesh and blood as a prop to the first complete stranger who asks.

retrorewind 13

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:29

didn't you tell her that's why u had a baby in the first place?

more4me 27

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:27

Who the hell "borrows a baby" from a complete stranger ?!!! What a strange idea !!

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 4:36

I'm amazed at the strangers who think they can touch someone else's baby for ANY reason, much less a crazy ass one like this.

epilepticloh 20

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:06

What was he gonna do with the baby afterwards if he was in a hurry???

JaegerMayCry 13

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:13

At least she was polite.

DOBF 7

Friday 14 November 2014 20:56

I guess the makes sense ? o.O

Foxrabbit 9

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:08

I would probably not give a baby to some random stranger about to walk out of the store....

xyuukinekox 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 7:38

Still not as bad as the cashier who asked me what WIC was for. Seriously. A CASHIER. And proceeded to ask 'Is that like, something people get for help or what? Cause I seriously don't know.' I'm 22. She was alot older than me..