By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Ozmat 0

ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful

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Lounia_fml 8

I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?

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perdix 29

Actually, you didn't lie, you told a half-truth. You're not due to have a baby, but you are overdue to visit your local weight-loss center. (I could recommend my favorite program, but I don't want to be called a ***** for them.)

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BeastNerd 3

Wow, perdix. You worded your comment extremely well, yet it took me a while to get the gist of it. I read it about four times, feeling like a confused dimwit. Just thought I'd say so :D.

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goldfish78 11

you were pretending to be & do shoplifting.

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thewifey310 7

gym time!!! i knoo its a pain in the ass, but working out makes u feel wayy better, u shud try it out

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bachooka 5

I recommend MyFitnessPal.com. because it is free... and because it helped me lose fifty pounds over 6 months.

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whitewoods 3

Well that probably ruined your day, didn't it.

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derpherp 0

She is probably planning, though. (^○^)

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fjretsel 1

did she ask you what you were going to name your triplets?

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clarky_95 0

u deserved it for being overweight and that's rude that she randomly asks u

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vietguy808 0

get to the gym ASAP

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