By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 098
You deserved it 9 834

Same thing different taste

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Comet_Candy 23
Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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You could've responded by saying, "My I think there is something wrong with your penis!" Now grab penis and balls, twist clockwise until you hear instant pleas of respect :D ...another option would be to smear shampoo in his eyes, run outta washroom, close light :D

DollyDope 17

Pee on him next time you shower together. Who knows, it could go from being a war to quite a fun game.

He R. Kelly'd you? Damn that's just wrong, u could do better

Wow. Even joking aside, that's really disrespectful. Don't get fooled twice if he asks you if it looks like something is wrong with his butt. Dump him. No pun intended.

He probably won't understand when you refuse to shower with him in the future.

That is very disgusting. You sure you're up to it?

Golden Shower anyone?? Euwww thats seriously gross, on the feet maybe but in the face?? Pahahahaha! xx