By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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MykalaMonae 7

Wow . It would be dick cutting season in that bitch ..

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night_saint 5

You're a peon

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williamcarter93 13

That man needs the woman with the scissors on his dick

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night_saint 5

You mean Lorena Bobbitt?

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havocmike 3

you are dating a boy. find a man

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beckaxoxo 5

omg lol that sounds like my husband..when im just washing my hair i start feeling warm and smelling something werid there he goes peeing on me!! Ugh i hate when he does that cuz when we get out he tells everyone what he did and when we go places he comes to me and says oh babe you smell like pee..well thanks babe :(

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diva239 8

Thats so disgusting!! How can you be with someone like that.

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lizzienderek 4

Ew u should get revenge...muahaha, and Now we play the waiting game >:)

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ardencred 7

Golden shower fetish?

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