By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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purpleninjaa 0

lmfao that's funny xD I wouldve laughed so hard at that !! but yeah give the shark what it wants ! lmfao

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purpleninjaa 0

lmfao that's funny xD I wouldve laughed so hard at that !! but yeah give the shark what it wants ! lmfao

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dotgov1369 1

Lmao! I wish I was a guy so I could do it to my gf!!!

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dragonstrike94 8

Shoot it like in the movie

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Jameson9000 1

You know what makes a shark go away? WHEN YOU PUNCH IT IN THE FACE!!!

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Acfuryboy 0

A free movie with a happy ending what more could ya want

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