By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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davidgclarkjr 6

Not gonna lie, whenever i see posts like these, it gives me ideas...

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marksoflove99 0

Lol, that's cute you should have played along. My fiancé always likes to slap me with his penis.

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marksoflove99 0

You should have played along, that was really cute and funny!!

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xplainphrox 8

My x husband did that a couple times to me... Guess what his surprise gift was...? That's right! I bit that ******! Hard! Took him 2 years to trustingly do the same thing again... With the same end result. Did he learn his lesson...? NOPE. I guess he thought the 3rd time would charm me... I guess my biting his dick a 3rd time didn't charm him either... Guys! Some advice... You want head - ask us. If we're in the mood to have a log shoved down our throat, we'll agree to it... Otherwise... Try another day!

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CTPope74 13

Talk about an abusive relationship. A harmless joke becomes second degree assault because of him getting bit.

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profligatesoul 18

What?! Women don't like that?! You're kidding aren't you?

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Space_Teddy 29

sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol

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ThunderTheRad 14

This CAN be considered sexual harrassment, you know.

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kittycat69 5

He sounds like he could be the one

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