By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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happenstousall 0

cant say that hasn't happened to me before! It's too ridiculous not to laugh though!

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AcidReign 0

And now we hope that shark got what it wanted!

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sugar42 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA m lolz HILARIOUS AND AWKWARD!!!! ahahah

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lunkness_monster 0

What a keeper! I mean, a real winner!

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twister21_fml 0

that's different. never heard of that game

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VeggieTrunks 0

he has no respect for you. I wouldst ripped it off. and btw I certainly hope you aren't still with him.

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