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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Bad day to be my toes - 08/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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Monday 19 December 2011 15:53

Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!

qazaq 1

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Toe nail?

Comments

Deemee 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:50

Did you ever see the movie about the little psycho doll that lived under the bed...,

kainpwnsu 19

Friday 23 December 2011 8:19

My guess is he kicked himself with a sharp toenail. Ouch!

sgates1997 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:04

edward. a mix of stalker vamp edward cullen and edward scissor hands. sorry i really need to buy him a new leash.

briannaahhhh 0

Monday 26 December 2011 5:26

haha WTF?!

sodapopper 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:25

At an old apt I used to live in, frequently I would get out of the shower and have unexplainable bloody scratches on my body. True story.

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 19:12

Sleep w/ shoes on?

bobbyawesome 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 0:17

Mexican gnome

theguywhopwns 2

Monday 28 May 2012 22:43

Just a creepypasta.

Thisismypchere 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:16

How can there only be four comments?

cartedor 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 10:36

Scorpion. Definitely

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