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By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States

Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off for a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

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smiley1014 23

Monday 18 November 2013 19:15

I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Monday 18 November 2013 16:04

Where did taking your ring off in the ocean sound like a good idea?

SininenAave 9

Monday 18 November 2013 19:29

Why does your wife get to decide what you should do if you don't feel comfortable with it? I'm glad everything worked out though.

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perdix 29

Monday 18 November 2013 16:48

"Hello? This is the sea calling. Lose something? Hahahaha!" *click*

negb 30

Monday 18 November 2013 16:49

If anyone here has seen the movie, The 10th Kingdom, that's what happens...besides the news part

chrisstachon 30

Monday 18 November 2013 16:57

this is why there are people with metal detectors on the beach

JMichael 25

Monday 18 November 2013 17:00

Probably should have waited till you were out of the water.

DixieNormous007 4

Monday 18 November 2013 17:01

in duck dynasty jase wanted to get a tattoo of his wedding ring because he lost his in the swamp

chibiXjen 7

Monday 18 November 2013 17:06

First rule of going in the ocean, take off valuables off...

shortemogirl 10

Monday 18 November 2013 17:14

I can't wear my ring in the water for that reason I'm so scared to lose it

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 18 November 2013 17:29

I've lost many things at sea including (but not limited to) jewelry and my mind.

crazytwinsmom 25

Monday 18 November 2013 17:37

Ariel will add it to her collection.

jayray313 21

Monday 18 November 2013 17:37

And that's why you don't take your ring off in the ocean, genius.

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